The Right Way, The Wrong Way, ...

and the military way. This week, for your amusement, I present a site - the Naval Safety Centre - that summarizes weekly mishap reports. The headline

What Could Possibly Be More Relaxing Than Messing Around with Propane and Potatoes?

would seem to say it all - but no, it gets funnier than that. Even funnier is that I know guys who have tried this - only they used hairspray as the propellant. And even they didn't ... no, I won't spoil it - go read it for yourself.

Those of you with sons - be afraid. Be very afraid.