Well - they are free from fat, free from cholesterol, free from sugar, free from artificial sweeteners.
Free from the artificial conventions imposed by an uncaring society. Free from the arbitrary pigeon-holing that wants them to be true ovals. Free from the restrictive thinking that controlled their parents' lives. Free to be the shape they were born to be. They are free, man - know what ah'm sayin'?
So there!
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You didn't mention that they were also free from the restrictions of the Spelling Police. :-P
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