So one day - the doctor actually managed to catch one of the mysterious little folk - and to prove his point - he packed up the little creature in a box and addressed it to his brother in America - and took it down to the post office. In his excitement, however, he did not do a very good job of packing - and as he handed the parcel over the counter to the mail clerk - the little man popped his head out the box and had a look around.
With a look of bored contempt - the clerk pushed the creature back into the box - and thrust the whole package back at the country doctor and said: "Physician - seal thy elf."
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ba-dum-bum.
And the reason that he didn't send a photo, of course, was because we all know how photos can lie to us - thanks to Photoshop!
I'm very careful - as a lot of the pictures I take are to be factual representations of actual items for sale - I'm very careful to not enhance or alter an image in any way that could be misleading. If you want to learn how to stick your brother-in-law in a photo with a dead president - I'm not your gal. If you want to see what state of the art photo-shopping looks like - check out HumanDescent.com - now THAT'S amazing.
Anyhoo - notwithstanding all of that - sometimes you have a perfectly fine photo with something like a cat-hair in the background. (Geez - with 2.5 German Shedders and 2 cats in the house - that's never happened to me!) You can wipe that mark out of the photo - and not feel guilty about mis-representation. After all - that cat hair isn't included. The 50 or so cat hairs that are included - they are different cat hairs, don't you see.
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Then - it is as simple as clicking on your image on the offending cat hair, scratch or blemish and "erasing" it.
For example - these bead are sitting on a scratched surface with a bunch of dusty particles that make it look as if the beads have dandruff.
Eeewww.
But - a little application of the spot heal - and presto - icky flaky stuff all gone.
The Photoshop instructions have this to say about Spot Heal.
The Spot Healing Brush tool quickly removes blemishes and other imperfections in your photos. ... : it paints with sampled pixels ... and matches the texture, lighting, transparency, and shading ... . The Spot Healing Brush doesn’t require you to specify a sample spot - (it) automatically samples from around the retouched area.This is why it is so easy to use - it's like magic. Just paint over the offending blemish and it disappears. And it works so nicely. I love this tool - if they ever take it out - I'll stop upgrading. :-P
1 comment:
Thank you for linking to my site :D
( humandescent.com ).
If anyone would like a tutorial on my photoshopping/morphing let me know and I'll email them one.
cheers
Martin.
HumanDescent.com
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