Thursday, April 24, 2014

A Corking Good Tale - Leather you Believe it or Not!

A Corking Good Tale - Leather you Believe it or Not!

26037000-01 Beads - 10 mm Flat Leather -  Smooth Stud - Goldplated (1)Bob, his name was; and he was a smooth stud - goldplated even - when he rolled into town. Occasionally, he got hammered, and 26037002-02 Beads - 10 mm Flat Leather -  Hammered Baroque Round - Gunmetal (1)then, inevitably, he was drunk and out of cash, or Hammered Baroque.
23436000-02 Findings - 10 mm Flat Leather -  Hook and Hook Clasp - Gunmetal (Pair)2775301s39179 Swarovski Elements Bead - 3 mm Faceted Bicone (5301) - Rosaline (36)He liked to Hook and Hook up with Rosaline, and her old mum, Vintage Rose.












They used to go sailing, and one day while they were fishing 2775301s39246 Swarovski Elements Bead - 8 mm Faceted Bicone (5301) - Dark Red Coral (1)amongst the Dark Red Coral for s39378 Findings - Clasps - 19 mm Lobster Claw - Party Hearty (1)Lobster Claws and Partying Hearty, an idea came to him, straight out of the s39338 Stringing - 2 mm Leather Cord - Seafoam (1 Metre)seafoam.


 




s39340 Leather - 5 mm Cork Leather - Flat - Mint (Inch)s39342 Leather - 5 mm Cork Leather - Flat - Natural (Inch)This idea is worth a mint, it's a natural, he thought to himself, it will carry me to the top, or my name's not Bob! They sailed back to the Warm Earth before the Sunset Orange had turned to Fiery Red. His gal wanted to go home, she was feeling like a Dusty Rose, but he said, "No, we've got to Saddle Up, I've had a corking good idea. It will knock you on your flat end, you'll be becharmed by it!"


"Oh puhleez. What are you talking about?" Rosaline replied, she wasn't feeling in the Indian Pink and she had a headache 2775301s39178 Swarovski Elements Bead - 3 mm Faceted Bicone (5301) - Indian Pink (36)like she someone was tightening a 4 mm Plain Band arounds39383 Metal Bead - 4 mm Plain Band - Antiqued Silver (1) it.


"I'm going to cross a cow with a cork tree and make CORK LEATHER" he cried!


She s39416 Findings - 5 mm Round Leather -  Leaf End Cup with Ring - Antiqued Copper (2)looked at him, "Have you taken Leaf End of your senses? "No" - he said, "Listen, it's perfect. It will be soft and warm and natural like leather, but it will come from a tree - everyone will love it."



"But you can't cross a cow with a tree," she said, absolutely thunderstruck!


s39231 Swarovski Pendant - 30 mm The Grand Crystalactite (6016/G) - Crystal (1)s39240 Swarovski Pendant - 56 mm The Grand Crystalactite (6016/G) V - Crystal AB (1)"If Swarovski can cross a Crystal with a Stalactite and make a Crystalactite, I don't see why I can't make Cork Leather!" he replied.







"You know," she said, looking at him, "Whatever it is you s39411 Findings - 5 mm Round Leather -  Awareness Ribbon End Cup with Ring - Sterling Silver (2)have, I'm sure they make an Awareness Ribbon for it."
And with that, she Needle-Filed for divorce and went off to work at the Leather Works.



But it's absolutely true - we have Cork Leather, a wonderful, soft, vegetarian answer to leather, and stalactite inspired crystal spears: Crystalactites. So there. 


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