Do you like your seed beads big?Do you like your seedbeads big?
Not like an ant but a guinea pig?
Do you like them large and chunky?
Do they make you feel all funky?
These are for you - don't be a monkey!
Glass - 9 mm Big Hole Colour Lined Pony Beads
Don't be a fool - you want to say
That's not a seed-type-bead - no way
Then p'raps you'd really like to use
A happy bag of thirty-twos?
These beads are kind of rough and ready
But there's no need for hands too steady!
Fah! You scoff - you're full of sins
I like my beads to come as twins!
And then I want - so please be kind
Beads so small they make me blind
They zing and shine like movie starlets
So give me small - give me Charlottes!
And then, oh please, if you're not Tire-d
I'd Wheely like some rondelles wired.
And then, because, I'm such a fool
I need a bracelet-bending tool!
And because I've lots of Moxy
I'll take some on-sale two-part Epoxy.
Each weekly sale ends Wednesday midnight
so catch those bargains, do it right
finalize before the clock strikes -
'cuz when it does is when the price hikes.